Boys

How is it possible that in the the time it takes me to strip a bed of wet sheets, Dane manages to find some sidewalk chalk, color his face blue, his pj's rainbow, the CAT pink and blue, and the entire bottom section of the trampoline!?!?!? And.. all of this occurred in the first five minutes of me crawling out of bed - I'm afraid of what that may mean for the rest of the day?!