Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I've never joined in on the "Not ME Monday" fun, but after the week I've had I though what the heck - I've got some great ones that I'd NEVER do:)

So here goes...
Not me, I'd never make my husband drive thru Carl's Jr on the way to church to get me a sandwich and then drive thru El Pollo Loco on the way home for a Pollo bowl AND tortillas because I was STARVING again - I could Never eat that much food.
Not me, I did NOT drive thru Carl's Jr at 9:45 am because I was STARVING AGAIN, and not make it through with out having to roll down the window and "FRO UP" out the side of the car because I didn't get my food fast enough, and I did not have to apologize to the other people in the drive thru!!
I did NOT order TWO BBQ ck sandwiches and eat THEM BOTH before I even got my car back onto the street.
I did not lay on the sofa sick as a dog for three hours yesterday while my children ran amuck destroying my home, and I DID NOT take the handful of plant filler that my daughter handed me from my fake plant, and drop it behind the sofa because I just couldn't get up and throw it away.
I did not lecture my 15 month old daughter about how un-lady like it was to poop out her diaper all over her pretty pink dress. (I'm sure that lecture is really going to sink in:)
I did not deny my boys milk all afternoon because I just couldn't bring myself to open the fridge, because I knew the smells from inside would send me barfing again.
Oh how I could go on and on....